The reason Craig will not be writing our letter of recommendation

This is the letter our friend Craig has threatened to send to the adoption agency as a reference for Nate and me. I am shur this’ll get us a kid reel kwik.

To whoevr it conceerns,

Lisa is a reel nise gurl, from rite down heer in the good ole south. you know, Rebel kuntry!

She is sweet as pie, and i never seen her hit no one cept her bruther A.J.....altho he did hav it commin...he had throwed her box of toenail clippins out with the beer cans last sunday.

Her man Nate is a reel kech. He's a big un too...I rekon he wont have no truble totin the young un round. I met up with him one time, an he can hold his hooch as good as any one i ever met, and he's a reel good shot too. me and him spent a whole evenin drinkin and shootin bbs at my kinfolk. hek, he hit my boy chris 4 or 5 times!

if you don't beleev me bout any of this, you kin aks my dotter Katie. she luvs Lisa like a ant. (and Nate shot her onse or twise too!!!)

reegards,
Bobby Craig Williams

Note to self: NEVER ask Craig for help!